Bad Poetry (Bad poems are good)

-¿Quién dice que un poema es bueno o malo?-
http://horriblepoems.appspot.com
 
Algunos ejemplos:

A Knight of Sleep

by scbarber

A knight of sleep
no man can beat
he roams the sheets
his vigil complete.
Stupid cat. Get your
own food; quit waking
me up. I'm not a
feline vending machine.

Drain Bamage

by scbarber

To program
is the greatest joy
a small boy
can know
if he's sufficiently
drain-bamaged.

A wibble?

by scbarber

Wibble.
Wobble.
BUBBLE-BOBBLE!